Funny Quotes About Life

Funny Quotes About Life #1
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.

Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.

Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive.

Life is like an onion. Why is life like an onion? Because you peel away layer after layer and when you come to the end you have nothing.

You live and you learn or you don't live long.

Life is an incurable disease.

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other.

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.

I hope you've enjoyed these Funny Life Quotes.

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